XTina is back

And wow, is she back.  This video is... weird.  The mouth and eye gag thing is really freaking me out.  I feel like I'm watching a mash up episode of CSI Miami and HBO's Real Sex. 

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all ages...step right up to witness tact like you've never seen before!

I don't know much about Olivia Munn, and I always get her confused with some other no name actress that looks like her, but she's apparently the newest celeb to support PETA.  And, as I've noted previously, I support a lot of what PETA stands for and does, but sometimes I shake my head at some of things they come up with.

Well, you've got to love it when a celebrity shows up to unveil their PETA campaign wearing jeans, a t-shirt, and... wait for it ... leather boots.  Leather boots?  Wait.  What?  Oh, I see.  Since the campaign revolves around the circus, I guess it's okay to wear some leather boots that are probably made out of cow or calf.  I mean, it's not like she rode in on an elephant pulling a stage full of monkeys hula hooping.  Well done Olivia Munn.

The vampers are here!

June 13th can't come fast enough.  HBO has released the first mini episode of True Blood in prep of the third season.

I am bothered

My boyfriend, Alexander Skarsgard, is obviously cheating on me with some skinny scrawny ho with no boobs.  Not at all impressed.  All I have to say is he better not give her a whore belly or I'm walking.

[Image via Daily Fill]

7-Eleven the third largest beer retailer in the U.S.

Wow, who knew?  But, that's not the most interesting part.  Apparently 7-Eleven will be coming out with its very own brand of beer: Game Day.  The beer will be priced between $6.99 and $8.99 a pack.  Hmmm, a pack?  I would think they'd probably sell singles too.  I mean, if any of the 7-Eleven's around the United States are anything like the one near my work in Malden, MA, then they have a LOT of people coming in that would love to buy a single beer.  Then maybe go outside and hang out on the sidewalk, guzzle the beer, and then go back into the store to use the restroom (and by restroom, I mean the back far left corner of the store), then open a can of nuts, shove a handful in their mouth, put the lid back on, and then put the can back on the shelf.  Then maybe buy another beer single, but only after going back out on the sidewalk to hustle a few people for a few bucks, vomit in the trash can, and then lay down on the sidewalk, moaning.  Then jump up, pull out a gun, and run in and rob the place, only to come back a few days later to use the money to buy more beer singles.  It's a vicious circle.

There is such a thing as oversharing

I'm a fan of FaceBook and Twitter.  And yes, I often snap pictures while I'm out and about, sometimes of myself or my friends, or a sign, or a sunset, or food, etc and post them to my profile(s).  Fairly normal stuff, right?  Right. 

Then there's the oversharer.  You know the type.  The one that's tweeting about taking a dump (and sometimes posting a pic of the event), or posting updates and pics of their every move during the day.  Like Coco.  I'm sorry?  You don't know who Coco is?  Well, Coco is one of Hollywood's lovely ladies.  She's classy, she's smart, and she knows how to show off her assets.  She's also married to Ice T.  And she's an oversharer.  She posted this pic on Twitter today while out "running errands". 

The vampers are coming!

[Image via HBO.com]

It wasn't meant to be

So, I previously posted about Tara Reid's engagement to some obscure man, but the buzz today is that she's called off the May 22nd wedding.  Did you read that right?  She called it off.  Really?  Are we sure about that?  Because, I'd be more apt to believe it was - let's call him Duke - Duke that called it off.  Right?  She seems like she's definitely the "I wanna have a fairytale wedding and ride unicorns" kind of crazy.   

Lady GaGa and Susan Boyle get it on

In the recording studio, that is.  Um, how random can you get?  These two are total opposites.  What do you think they'll sing about?  More importantly, how do you think filming the video will go?

Lady Gaga: Suz, I totally want you to be lying on the bed, bathrobe on and maybe showing just a little cleavage, and then I want you to grab your crotch and then look seductively into the camera and start to sing.

Susan Boyle: *high pitch giggle* oh, no, Lady, I can't do that!  I'm not seductive.  And I certainly can't show any part of my chebs! 

LG: ok.  Hmmmm.  What about ditching the bathrobe idea and maybe put you in a bird suit and have you sitting on a very large nest, keeping some eggs warm. Then, as you start singing, you can jump up and start dry humping one of the eggs?

SB: *high pitch giggle* what?  A bird suit?  Wait.  I have a sheep suit at home that I wore to a friend's wedding.  What if I wore that and you could pretend to shear me?

LG: *squinting* I could be dressed as Little Bo Peep and have a whip, maybe some ten inch thigh high boots, and a branding iron.  You'll be my very bad little sheep...

SB: a branding iron? 

LG: yes!  Oh, I love it Suzie!!

SB: wait.  What's the bloody song called, anyway? 

LG: I Love the Smell of Flesh. 

I see... horrible fashion sense

Wow.  This outfit screams "I have no idea what my body shape is."  This poor girl.  I know she's been through an awful lot the past year or so, but seriously, she's really not making it any easier on herself by traipsing around in outfits like this.  Firstly, yellow jeans are a definite no if you're a teeny bit bottom heavy, especially if they are yellow mom jeans.  Secondly, the belly skin?  No no no no no no no no.  Especially not with those jeans!  To be honest, I'm almost seeing some camel toe, which NO ONE ever really wants to see (okay, maybe some guys want to see Megan Fox's).  Oh Mischa.  I just googled images of her and I couldn't actually find one pic of her that she looks "nice" in.  Maybe I'm being harsh, okay, yes, I'm being harsh, but seriously, if it's one thing this girl should do, and do right, it's to get a stylist.  Seriously.   

[Image via INF Daily]

A strapless sports bra part 2

Apparently this classy lady has several strapless sports bras. And she even wears them while kick boxing.  Seriously???  She also appears to color coordinate her nail color with whatever color her bra is.  I bet Mariah Carey is pissed she didn't start this trend...

If Dr. Drew were Lindsanity's papa

My favorite train wreck is in the "news" again, and this time it's because Dr. Drew is talking about what he would do if he were Lindsay's father:

"If she were my daughter, I would pack her car full with illegal substances, send her on her way, call the police, and make sure she was arrested. I would make sure she was not allowed to get out of jail. I would then go to the judge and make sure she was ordered to a minimum of a three year sobriety program."

Ouch.  Do you think it would work?  I'm not sure.  I have a feeling that Lindsay would end up in the kind of jail Lady GaGa gets locked up in at the beginning of her Telephone video.  

He's a little bit saintly, she's a little bit evil

Somewhere in Bosnia, Angelina and Brad went around visiting the locals and doing good deeds for humanity.  However, because I think Angelina definitely has an evil side, I imagine that, in the picture above, she held out some food in one hand and told these two old ladies that whoever was the fastest at grabbing it got to keep it. 

[Image via Splash News]

A strapless sports bra?

No, I don't think so. How is it even possible to wear this while working out? And, seriously, she's got some massive jugs, so how is this scrap of material staying in place?!?! Those girls in Jersey really know how to class it up.

[Image via Splash News]

Drunk eyes

Yeah, Rachel Bilson has a serious case of the the drunk eyes.  Maybe her intoxicated state is the reason she wore this dress?  I mean, it's not so hideous, but it's not good.  A color heel would have been much nicer, especially since her clutch is almost the exact shade as her dress.  But, maybe she was hoping to use her face as her "wow" factor.  Normally, I think she's a pretty girl.  But, not so much here.  And what's up with that hair?  It looks like she may have shampooed with mayo. 

[Image via Splash News]

Mickey Rourke in new beer commercial

And it's awesome.



Thanks Perez!

Whoa, it's been a while.

I hadn't realized just how long it's been since I last posted, and it's been a long time! However, I was away for a bit, celebrating my birthday in Dublin, Ireland. I know, I've got it tough. I'm a bit overwhelmed with just how much celebrity gossip I have to catch up on, but I will pervail. In the meantime, please enjoy this lovely pic of Bradley Cooper. I think it's mostly so lovely because his boogity girlfriend isn't in the pic with him...

[Image via Splash News]