Lady G's Freak Flag Got Bigger

Ok, so horns on her face?  Sure, yes, somewhat normal.  But, horns on her shoulders (yes, those are horns and not nipples, although I might believe it more if she had nipples on there instead)?  I just don't know about that one.  What monster has horns on its shoulders?  None that I could find.  Looks like Lady G has gone and created her own little monster.

Celebrities and all their money

My boyfriend and I just returned from vacation, where we spent seven very hot and humid and relaxing days in the U.S. Virgin Islands on St. John.  This was our rental:

It was very eccentric and super affordable, and we loved it.  It was like living in a tree house.

Lady GaGa has just started renting a place in Bel Air, mostly due to the fact that she's touring through April and doesn't have time to actually buy something.  This is her rental:

Honestly, I can't for the life of me think why it is that I'm not famous.  I mean, seriously.  

By the beard of Zeus!!

So, as you all know by now, I'm a pretty big Lady Gaga fan.  Craziness aside (however, one of the biggest reasons why I love her), she's got a great voice and her creativity is out of this world. You wanna know who else likes her?  Greyson Michael Chance.  Who?  If you don't know him yet, you will soon enough.  Check out his rendition of the Gaga's Paparazzi below.  Oh, and he's only in sixth grade. 

 

Justin Bieber who???

Glee does Gaga

The Glee club has gone Gaga for Bad Romance. 

Lady GaGa and Susan Boyle get it on

In the recording studio, that is.  Um, how random can you get?  These two are total opposites.  What do you think they'll sing about?  More importantly, how do you think filming the video will go?

Lady Gaga: Suz, I totally want you to be lying on the bed, bathrobe on and maybe showing just a little cleavage, and then I want you to grab your crotch and then look seductively into the camera and start to sing.

Susan Boyle: *high pitch giggle* oh, no, Lady, I can't do that!  I'm not seductive.  And I certainly can't show any part of my chebs! 

LG: ok.  Hmmmm.  What about ditching the bathrobe idea and maybe put you in a bird suit and have you sitting on a very large nest, keeping some eggs warm. Then, as you start singing, you can jump up and start dry humping one of the eggs?

SB: *high pitch giggle* what?  A bird suit?  Wait.  I have a sheep suit at home that I wore to a friend's wedding.  What if I wore that and you could pretend to shear me?

LG: *squinting* I could be dressed as Little Bo Peep and have a whip, maybe some ten inch thigh high boots, and a branding iron.  You'll be my very bad little sheep...

SB: a branding iron? 

LG: yes!  Oh, I love it Suzie!!

SB: wait.  What's the bloody song called, anyway? 

LG: I Love the Smell of Flesh. 

Rock Lobster

Lady GaGa has gone and done it.  She's gone and outdone herself.  She sported this little outfit while out and about in the UK this weekend.  I'm not entirely sure the relevance of lobster hat to latex nurse dress, but what I find most interesting is the "bracelet" she's wearing.  Is that a plastic yellow hand?  Is she honoring Mr. Burns from the Simpsons?  Or is this the new "Live Strong" bracelet? 

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The dudes are lining up cause they hear we got swagger

What's surprising to me is I'm not all that distraught over Ke$ha's outfit (maybe the cane), but it's the guy standing behind her with that very suspect, and quite disgusting, facial hair on his chin.  What IS that???  Seriously, does this guy think that, paired with the shaved head, that the chin hair makes him look even more bad ass?  Like, there's no way anyone will eff with him or Ke$ha because it makes him look like he's just always growling.  Sorry, dude, but I'm going to say that the chin hair makes me want to eff with you even more than I normally would (and no, I wouldn't normally want to mess with this guy because I'm not the kind of person who walks around scrapping with strangers, although I still have a lot of scrapping years left).

One other thing: do you think that Lady GaGa is getting seriously annoyed by all these wannabes?  Or do you think that she's flattered because since she's come onto the scene, other weird definitely out there individuals have thought, "hey, if she can do it, well, so can I."  Madonna is probably pissed.  Gone are the days when people idolized her and wanted to be like a virgin.  Now we've got people running around dry humping cops,  not wearing any pants anywhere, and wanting to get hammered while swimming in a kiddie pool with an inflatable whale.  Wait a minute...that actually sounds a lot better than being a virgin.  And now I know what I'm doing this weekend.

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Dammit!!

I'm so annoyed!! Lady GaGa is wearing exactly what I just bought to wear to a client meeting in a few weeks. Bollocks!

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Excuse me, Lady G, but you've got something in your eyelashes...

These eyelashes seem a bit much, no?? I mean, it looks like she can barely keep her eyes open, so how much does that flair weigh??

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Um, really?

Okay, I get it. Lady GaGa is different. She's not your typical pop star. She's gifted. And she sure does like to perform. I had no idea how talented she was until I saw this pic. Anyone who can make fire burst from their Eiffel Tower nipples has to be super human, right? I am a little bit concerned about the foof coverage she's got going on, though. Thankfully, she's not rocketing sparks out of that thing, although, well, ya never know. She definitely seems like she'd be the one to experiment with that shit. Maybe that picture couldn't be published.



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