Celebrities and all their money

My boyfriend and I just returned from vacation, where we spent seven very hot and humid and relaxing days in the U.S. Virgin Islands on St. John.  This was our rental:

It was very eccentric and super affordable, and we loved it.  It was like living in a tree house.

Lady GaGa has just started renting a place in Bel Air, mostly due to the fact that she's touring through April and doesn't have time to actually buy something.  This is her rental:

Honestly, I can't for the life of me think why it is that I'm not famous.  I mean, seriously.