Another Dear John moment

Just in case you weren't entirely sure how much of a dirty donkey John Mayer really is, check out his latest tweet to Ke$ha:

"Dear Ke$ha, you have won me over with your tricks and charms and I must tell you I really like your song. Though I must add I tried brushing with a bottle of Jack and I chipped a tooth on the glass. Where might I remit an invoice?"

Given all the hoopla around John's recent interviews and the fact that he said he was taking a break from all media (um, John, Twitter is social media), it's apparent that he isn't the smartest guy in music (as a side note, apparently Kobe Bryant has the highest IQ in basketball).  And, it's pretty obvious that John really does always want to know where his next lay might be, and I have to agree, he'd probably be fairly successful getting into Ke$ha's pants.  Normally he serenades his victims with "Your Body is a Wonderland" before going in for the kill but in Ke$ha's case, he could probably score by serenading her with "Your Body Odor Reminds me of the Dumpster Outside My Apartment Building."

The dudes are lining up cause they hear we got swagger

What's surprising to me is I'm not all that distraught over Ke$ha's outfit (maybe the cane), but it's the guy standing behind her with that very suspect, and quite disgusting, facial hair on his chin.  What IS that???  Seriously, does this guy think that, paired with the shaved head, that the chin hair makes him look even more bad ass?  Like, there's no way anyone will eff with him or Ke$ha because it makes him look like he's just always growling.  Sorry, dude, but I'm going to say that the chin hair makes me want to eff with you even more than I normally would (and no, I wouldn't normally want to mess with this guy because I'm not the kind of person who walks around scrapping with strangers, although I still have a lot of scrapping years left).

One other thing: do you think that Lady GaGa is getting seriously annoyed by all these wannabes?  Or do you think that she's flattered because since she's come onto the scene, other weird definitely out there individuals have thought, "hey, if she can do it, well, so can I."  Madonna is probably pissed.  Gone are the days when people idolized her and wanted to be like a virgin.  Now we've got people running around dry humping cops,  not wearing any pants anywhere, and wanting to get hammered while swimming in a kiddie pool with an inflatable whale.  Wait a minute...that actually sounds a lot better than being a virgin.  And now I know what I'm doing this weekend.

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