Wow, who knew? But, that's not the most interesting part. Apparently 7-Eleven will be coming out with its very own brand of beer: Game Day. The beer will be priced between $6.99 and $8.99 a pack. Hmmm, a pack? I would think they'd probably sell singles too. I mean, if any of the 7-Eleven's around the United States are anything like the one near my work in Malden, MA, then they have a LOT of people coming in that would love to buy a single beer. Then maybe go outside and hang out on the sidewalk, guzzle the beer, and then go back into the store to use the restroom (and by restroom, I mean the back far left corner of the store), then open a can of nuts, shove a handful in their mouth, put the lid back on, and then put the can back on the shelf. Then maybe buy another beer single, but only after going back out on the sidewalk to hustle a few people for a few bucks, vomit in the trash can, and then lay down on the sidewalk, moaning. Then jump up, pull out a gun, and run in and rob the place, only to come back a few days later to use the money to buy more beer singles. It's a vicious circle.
