My favorite train wreck is in the "news" again, and this time it's because Dr. Drew is talking about what he would do if he were Lindsay's father:
"If she were my daughter, I would pack her car full with illegal substances, send her on her way, call the police, and make sure she was arrested. I would make sure she was not allowed to get out of jail. I would then go to the judge and make sure she was ordered to a minimum of a three year sobriety program."
Ouch. Do you think it would work? I'm not sure. I have a feeling that Lindsay would end up in the kind of jail Lady GaGa gets locked up in at the beginning of her Telephone video.
