Holy Shit Snacks!

Wow.  Wow.  WOW.  WOWZA!!  You all know my boyfriend, Alexander Skarsg�rd.  Well, he's in this month's Interview Magazine and, well, see for yourself.  Holy hot pot of coffee!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Images via Interview Magazine]

Oh. Dear. God.

Alexander Skarsgard is, as everyone knows, a bit of an obsession of mine.  I mean, solely because I think he's a brilliant actor, of course.  And, even more so now that I've just read this juicy little nugget: Alexander Skarsgard goes sockless in all his nude scenes. �I don�t want a sock around it, that feels ridiculous,� he told Rolling Stone magazine. �If we�re naked in the scene, then I�m naked. I�ve always been that way."

Sigh.  That damn Soooooookie Stackhouse is one lucky waitress. 

Alex can give me a Hickey anytime he'd like

My favorite vampire, Alexander Skarsgard, is the new face for men's clothing line Hickey Freeman.  The fall ads will hit magazines in September and will showcase Mr. Skarsgard in the designer's signature suits.  I have to admit, I prefer Alex without the clothes, which you can see for yourself Sunday nights at 9PM on HBO's original series True Blood.   

I am bothered

My boyfriend, Alexander Skarsgard, is obviously cheating on me with some skinny scrawny ho with no boobs.  Not at all impressed.  All I have to say is he better not give her a whore belly or I'm walking.

[Image via Daily Fill]

Yes, please.

I'll take one of these. To go. Actually, room service would be better. Thanks.