The short people's club

This picture is freaking me out a little.  I know that Katie Holmes is taller than her wee little husband, Tom, but she looks ginormous here.  And he looks like a small child.  Is she taking him to his first day of kindergarten?  I mean, all he needs is a backpack.  And is that a dress she's wearing?  Because, I think it may be a pillowcase.  I guess Tom's got one thing going for him.  He's not Elijah Wood:

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