Please let this be true. One of Paris Hilton's friends is divulging that the heiress traipses around the world and always brings along a stash of cocaine with her. But, where does she hide this stash so that she's not (always) caught? In. Her. Vagina. This got me thinking that she must do this with more than just cocaine, right? I bet she has smuggled in wild animals from other countries to add to her pet menagerie (um, I think she was showing off a monkey in LA after one of her trips to Africa), and there's quite possibly one or two of her BFFs in there (didn't one of her BFFs die?? Just sayin). That thing has to be a bit cavernous, what with all the use it's gotten over the years.
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