This is just disturbing. Apparently, Adam Lambert has stated via Twitter that tongue diving (grabbing random audience members' during your own show and sticking your tongue down their throats) is the new stage diving. Um, well, this is one trend I will certainly not be following. I mean, stage diving can't give you herps. Wait, actually, I guess it could. Stage diving can't give you a viral infection. Well, actually, I guess it could. Stage diving can't, oh, for christ sake, stage diving isn't nearly as disgusting as tongue diving. Period.
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