I mean, right?? This seems a bit ridiculous to me. This guy plays football and is a spokesperson for Head and Shoulders. Apparently, Head and Shoulders just insured his locks for $1 million. Really? Heidi Klum's legs are insured for $2.2 million, which I can totally see given that Klum is a frickin model and needs to have nice gams. But, a football player getting his hair insured...is...just weird. Troy Polamalu hasn't had his hair cut in eight years. Isn't that bad for your hair? Aren't you supposed to trim your hair every couple of months to keep it healthy? So, they're insuring this guy for his long, incredibly nasty, damaged hair?? I mean, there could be rodents living in that thing. If he really wanted to make headlines, well, he could be a better football player, but also, he could cut off all that hair and donate it to Locks of Love.
