This. Is. Pathetic.

So, when I was eight, I perfected the moonwalk.  I mean, utter perfection.  My obsession with Michael Jackson was a bit ridiculous, I'll admit, but that obsession gave me something that, to this day, is still nearly perfect: my moonwalk. 

I can't say the same for Rihanna.  Here she is attempting to moonwalk at one of her recent concerts and, wow, it's disastrous.  Honestly, if you're going to perform on stage in front of thousands, don't you think you'd practice?  No one should have been subjected to this horror.  Or that outfit.