They may be famous, but they're not fashionable

Ack.  Ugh.  Sigh.  This dress is so... pink.  And ridiculous.  I mean, that bow...and she looks like she's wearing a bed skirt from the waist down.  It's just...all wrong.  Her boobies looks very perky, but I'm so distracted by that bow and the overall ugliness of this dress that I just can't appreciate the boobies.  Very sad.

Then there's this.  I mean, WOW.  This screams Little Bo Peep meets Moulin Rouge meets Times Square hookah.  What in the world compelled her to look in the mirror and think, "Oh yeah, this is totally flattering and pretty.  I look HOT."