Friday, May 7, 2010
Gary Busey is a dad
I'm not sure if your reaction was similar to mine, but I actually gasped, giggled, and then said "oh no." Gary Busey. Is. A. Dad. I can't wait for him to drop some of his crazy knowledge on that poor kids head. What knowledge, you ask? Any of the following would do (these are legit GB's quotes):
Never dip lower than you can dip.
It`s good for everyone to understand that they are to love their enemies, simply because your enemies show you things about yourself you need to change. So in actuality enemies are friends in reverse.
You know what `FEAR` stands for? It stands for `False Evidence Appearing Real.` It`s the darkroom where Satan develops his negatives.
Drinking your own blood is the paradigm of recycling.
You know what `ROMANCE` stands for? It stands for `Relying On Magnificent And Necessary Compatible Energy.`
You know what `DOUBT` stands for? It stands for `Debate On Understanding Bewildersome Thoughts.`
Great things like this only happen for the first time once.
You know what `SOBER` stands for? It stands for `Son Of a B****, Everything`s Real!`
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