Well, it appears that texting is really going to haunt Tiger Woods' professional and personal life. People.com is reporting that Tiger's coach for the past six years, Hank Haney, resigned as Tiger's coach via text message. I'd like to think that the text read something like this: "In light of the fact you're a dirty dirty donkey who can't keep his peen dry, I've decided you're not going to be bring me down with you. Plus, my wife is suspicious of our weekend in Vegas. The last thing I need is gay rumors. And, I'm going to say, that's the last thing you need, too. Thanks for all the money."
