Oddly, I'm not at all surprised by this news. The owner of... wait for it... God, Guns, Guts, and American Pick-up Trucks is battling the recession by giving away an AK-7 assault rifle with any pick-up truck purchase in the month of August.
"It's extremely successful. There is a lot of worry about crime, we have a methamphetamine problem around here and people just want to protect themselves," said the boss of Max Motors. "And what could be better than supporting American products in these troubled times?"
The photo is false advertising though, Mr. Muller. That ain't no pick-up truck and surely the jack ass in the photo doesn't come with the purchase, right?
[Image via Splash News]