Resolutions

Happy 2009! It's the month of resolutions... Personally, I hate resolutions. Does anyone ever truly accomplish the resolutions they set for themselves? My resolution this year is to not have any resolutions. However, I've heard quite a few lately that are far too interesting not to share:

Stop sleep eating
Stop picking my toe nails
Cut back on facials
Drink more alcohol
Watch more TV
Stop speeding
Cut back on the amount of macaroni and cheese I eat
Stop showing my butt crack (wear my belt every day)
Stop drunk texting

Do you have a resolution that's a bit quirky??? Do tell!