I'm not so sure about this, but maybe someone will like this idea: Who needs breakfast when you've got Breakfast Floss? Start off your day by using the coffee flavor on your lower teeth, then switch over to the waffle and bacon flavors for your uppers. Quite possibly the most delicious way to keep yourself out of the dentists chair.
There's also Cupcake Floss, Pop Secret Lip Balm, and Skipping is Gay air freshner. And everyone in corporate America should have an Anti-Theft Lunch Bag.
