So, apparently Hulk Hogan's tranny daughter Brooke Hogan has a new album coming out and this - THIS - is the album cover. Wait... What? Really, Brooke Hogan? Is she truly comparing herself to an angel? A very very tan angel? I don't think angels are tan because that implies, well, that they've been vacationing in hell. Wait. Never mind. I think her brother painted this while in jail. Y'know, they do have this weird Angelina Jolie - James Haven sibling thing going on, minus the whole making out part. Well, they very well could've made out, but that just hasn't been caught on film yet. Anyway, he was probably wishing for her to grow wings and fly into his cell so they could cuddle while talking about how everyone is out to get them and their family, you know, instead of him wishing he could grow wings and get the hell out of prison. (NOTE to the Hogan family: if you're upset about your current state of affairs, don't do a fricking reality show. Or, maybe, just pump the brakes a bit on the trashiness.)
