Breaking news!

The Donald just announced that Miss California, Carrie Prejean, will NOT be de-boobed. Or de-crowned. She's giving a speech on CNN right now and is trying really hard to hold back those tears. And, seriously, this is NO JOKE, the Donald compared her to Obama. Our President. Who went to Columbia. And Harvard.

Miss Cali is having a hard time reading the script presented to her. Rehearse much? Good grief. This is painful.



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