Miley says no to college

This just in: Miley turns down college to better her music career.  In a statement released this weekend, Miley confessed: "I have made more money in just a few years than most schmucks make in their lifetime.  I don't need a college degree to tell me I'm smart and successful.  All I need is my Orange Pride.  I'm going to Hooters College and I've already perfected the stripper pole dance - I was the youngest EVER to do so!  My parents are super proud of me.  My Dad hasn't missed one of my shows!"

Aw.  That Cyrus family sure is cute.