I am zee greatest zinger in zee world! People love me!

Well, they don't in Florida, Ms. Dion.  Apparently, Celine Dion has royally pissed off her very rich neighbors on Jupiter Island in FL where her waterpark home has caused quite a drought.  Her home, which is over 9,000 square feet and sits on close to six acres of land, boasts two swimming pools, two water slides and a lazy river, which has a slow current to carry bathers around the pool.  The waterpark uses 6.5 million gallons of water each year, and she had no qualms about using up all the fresh water supply on Jupiter Island to fill it, which led to a drought and many water restrictions for the other residents on the island.

So, what do you do when something like this happens?  Well, if you're really rich, you just buy off some people.  It didn't matter that Celine was fined for the massive use of water, nah, she just pulled out a few rolls of hundies and had six wells constructed on the property to store enough water to keep the pipes pumping the water.  How'd she get away with that, you ask?  Well, she's Celine Dion.  Forget that she could've done that for the entire island, y'know, money flows like water for her, so why not construct these wells all over the island and not just for her own ridiculous waterpark?

However, on the upside, she's certainly not one of those radical environmentalist that Sarah Palin's been bitching about lately.  At least Celine has that going for her.

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