I see... horrible fashion sense

Wow.  This outfit screams "I have no idea what my body shape is."  This poor girl.  I know she's been through an awful lot the past year or so, but seriously, she's really not making it any easier on herself by traipsing around in outfits like this.  Firstly, yellow jeans are a definite no if you're a teeny bit bottom heavy, especially if they are yellow mom jeans.  Secondly, the belly skin?  No no no no no no no no.  Especially not with those jeans!  To be honest, I'm almost seeing some camel toe, which NO ONE ever really wants to see (okay, maybe some guys want to see Megan Fox's).  Oh Mischa.  I just googled images of her and I couldn't actually find one pic of her that she looks "nice" in.  Maybe I'm being harsh, okay, yes, I'm being harsh, but seriously, if it's one thing this girl should do, and do right, it's to get a stylist.  Seriously.   

[Image via INF Daily]

A strapless sports bra part 2

Apparently this classy lady has several strapless sports bras. And she even wears them while kick boxing.  Seriously???  She also appears to color coordinate her nail color with whatever color her bra is.  I bet Mariah Carey is pissed she didn't start this trend...

If Dr. Drew were Lindsanity's papa

My favorite train wreck is in the "news" again, and this time it's because Dr. Drew is talking about what he would do if he were Lindsay's father:

"If she were my daughter, I would pack her car full with illegal substances, send her on her way, call the police, and make sure she was arrested. I would make sure she was not allowed to get out of jail. I would then go to the judge and make sure she was ordered to a minimum of a three year sobriety program."

Ouch.  Do you think it would work?  I'm not sure.  I have a feeling that Lindsay would end up in the kind of jail Lady GaGa gets locked up in at the beginning of her Telephone video.  

He's a little bit saintly, she's a little bit evil

Somewhere in Bosnia, Angelina and Brad went around visiting the locals and doing good deeds for humanity.  However, because I think Angelina definitely has an evil side, I imagine that, in the picture above, she held out some food in one hand and told these two old ladies that whoever was the fastest at grabbing it got to keep it. 

[Image via Splash News]