What the crap is this photo? It's almost as bad as the latest People Magazine cover. I mean, it kinda looks like Jewel, but not really. What IS that thing she's wearing around her neck? I can't tell if the flesh colored circle on the front of it is part of the design or if Jewel is just prepared for a tracheotomy. It certainly doesn't look comfortable. The only thing cool about this picture is that she's riding (okay, body surfing) a unicorn.
