Random Arab: Miss Paris, welcome to Dubai. Here are our finest young Arabians for you to judge.
Paris: OMG, I can't wait to see what they're wearing!!!
RA: Um, what they are wearing?
Paris: Yes, I'm very particular about what my boyfriends wear. I mean, I can't have them, like, looking like sloppy seconds. Y'know, like they'd date Britney or something. I have so much more class.
RA: Miss Paris, you asked for 25 our finest Arabians. Horses do not wear clothing and, I have to admit, I wasn't aware you American debutantes were into beasteality.
Paris: What? Horses? OMG, how brilliant! I don't have a horse yet. I could totally like dress up a horse and ride it all over Beverly Hills! Oh, Dubbya Man, I love you!
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