It's hard being a guy named Rob

It's incredibly difficult being Rob Pattinson these days. He can't even walk down the street without being mobbed (or, apparently, pushed in front of a cab). I mean, yeah, I got sucked into the craze too. I'm totally hooked on the Twilight series and, yeah, sure, Edward Cullen definitely had something to do with that. All I have to say is, if any of those tween bitches injures Edward so that he can't be on set to film the third movie this fall, I will be more than angry. I've been perfecting my super immortal skills lately and those bitches don't want to see what an angry unemployed 33 year old woman from the Witch City can do to their fragile egos....


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