What in the name of Sam Hill?

So, Beyonce has apparently upgraded (let me let me upgraaaaaaaaaade ya) her wardrobe from simple leotard to, well, this getup. Interesting. I can't quite decide from this picture whether she:

1. has to pee
2. has a headache
3. is using her hair to take the attention off Kanye's stripper girlfriend that's standing behind her
4. maybe forgot the lyrics to her song

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Beyonce's cheating on Jay Z with... herself.

I was watching Beyonce's new video the other day, Sweet Dream, and it really showcases, yet again, how much Beyonce looooooves Beyonce. I mean, there's no denying that she's hot. She is. Very. And, she can sing. And, she can move. That girl can dance. Yet, I can't help but be annoyed by her constant showboating. And, honestly, quit it with the frickin leotards. That is sooooo early 2009.

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