This is what Nicole Kidman wears to the premiere of her new movie? This? What is this? Her most boring school teacher outfit? What? What I find interesting is that she starred in this movie with Penelope Cruz, who dated Mr. Scientology for two or three years. Do you think they compared stories? Like, oh, he totally likes to do it in the dark with a spotlight on his ass or he put a lock and chain on the fridge to control their weight? Or, maybe, they were too glib to even be on the same plane of intelligence as him? I could go on forever, so I'll stop now. But, seriously, what is she wearing?
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