In other news, Tony Romo is apparently engaged after only a few months of dating. Poor Jessica Simpson. Do you think now she'll realize she's going to die alone and just get on with it?
And, Tiger Woods' mistress pile is up to 14. If Tiger lived in NH, where committing adultery is still a crime, he'd have to pay a $16,800 fine. Hey, it's better than what would've happened to him if he was living there back in the 1800s. They used to make perpetrators stand in the gallows for an hour with a noose around their neck (although, I think the noose should've been around something else), get up to 40 lashes, or spend a year in jail.
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