Um, Hide Your Children, Hide Your Wife

I'm almost at a loss for words here.  Apparently this is the cover of the upcoming issue of YRB Magazine, featuring Khloe Kardashian and claiming that she "now has the power."  Um, the power to do what?  To go around pillaging villages?  Did YRB give her the power to look like a full on transvestite?  I don't understand what's happening here.  Is she giving us a teaser for her sex tape with Lamar?  Is she trying a new diet?