Um, Hide Your Children, Hide Your Wife

I'm almost at a loss for words here.  Apparently this is the cover of the upcoming issue of YRB Magazine, featuring Khloe Kardashian and claiming that she "now has the power."  Um, the power to do what?  To go around pillaging villages?  Did YRB give her the power to look like a full on transvestite?  I don't understand what's happening here.  Is she giving us a teaser for her sex tape with Lamar?  Is she trying a new diet?

This is Not a Good Look

No, that's not Slash debuting a new look.  It's none other than Princess RiRi out and about in Hollywood.  Yeah, she went out intentionally looking like that.  For once, she looks somewhat decent in the clothing department, but she had to ruin things by going balls out with the hair style.  Seriously, does anyone have an elastic band to lend her?  She can't even see, which is probably how that hideous color got on her fingernails.  Sigh.  She's another Katy Perry for me.  Such a pretty girl and she ruins it by being so awful with her fashion sense.  I mean, she actually makes Sideshow Bob look normal.   

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Nuts is Britain's Biggest Selling Men's Mag

And with a cover like that, I can see why.  Nuts is a weekly lad mag published in the United Kingdom and is distributed every Tuesday. Their marketing campaign uses the slogan, "Women, don't expect any help on a Tuesday".  Why isn't the slogan "See You Next Tuesday?" 

Jessica Simpson Gets Back at Nick Lachey

Jessica Simpson has finally found out how to make Nick Lachey wish they had never gotten a divorce: by looking incredibly dead sexy all the time!  Way to go Jess!!

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Only in Jacksonville?

I'm in Jacksonville, FL for business this week and ate lunch today at a very mediocre cafe (however, it had a lovely view of the river and the people watching was pretty fantastic).  As I was leaving, I had yet to finish my beer and the waiter asked if I'd like a to go cup for it.  Wait, what? 

Xtina Getting Busy Again

Christina has been enjoying the single life since her split from her burly husband last year, but apparently she's jumped into a relationship with some dude that basically looks just like her ex. Now, I don't think I'm being out of line when I say that her ex is not the most attractive male. And now, neither is her rebound.

James Franco Makes Me Laugh

Sure, he's kind of creepy, especially with the new moustache he's sporting, but you can't knock his intelligence and his humor. And sometimes he's just brilliant with responses, like the following comment he made in reference to a question surrounding the rumor about him choosing gay films:

�It�s funny because the way that kind of stuff is talked about on blogs is so black-and-white. It�s all cut-and-dry identity politics. �Is he straight or is he gay?� Or, �This is your third gay movie � come out already!� And all based on, gay or straight, based on the idea that your object of affection decides your sexuality.


There are lots of other reasons to be interested in gay characters than wanting myself to go out and have sex with guys. And there are also lots of other aspects about these characters that I�m interested in, in addition to their sexuality. So, in some ways it�s coincidental, in other ways it�s not. I mean, I�ve played a gay man who�s living in the �60s and �70s, a gay man who we depicted in the �50s, and one being in the �20s. And those were all periods when to be gay, at least being gay in public, was much more difficult. Part of what I�m interested in is how these people who were living anti-normative lifestyles contended with opposition. Or, you know what, maybe I�m just gay.�

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Keep Drinking, Linds...

How many of those RockStar drinks do you think Lindsay will need to consume before she actually becomes one?  Or, kills herself?

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