Story on SFGate: Boys Contaminate W.Va. Town With Mercury
So basically, some boys sneak into a dentist�s office and steal four pounds of mercury.
The moral of this article? An entire town is potentially contaminated by the brain-damaging substance that these boys, with their thievery, introduced, and the response is� �boys will be boys.�
�Hahaha, oh, that crazy little Billy and his endangerment of an entire town. That silly kid, but who can blame him? It was shiny and fun!�
Shiny and fun and incredibly toxic�that�s what being a little boy is all about.