Jamie Foxx is Dating Stacey Dash?!

How in the hell did I not know this!?!?  And apparently they've been dating for a while.  Huh.  I guess my celebrity gossip obsession isn't really that much of an obsession after all... Anyway, Stacey Dash is lovely (and she's 45 and has like four kids!) but I think Jamie Foxx is going to play her, if he hasn't already.  Any man who sings about blaming his actions on the al-al-al-al-al-al-cohol is suspect.  Also, Stacey, honey, you're gorgeous, but please please please wear a dress that fits you up top. Your girls don't look so hot in that dress...they just look, well, trashy.  I see a nip slip in her future.

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