The short people's club

This picture is freaking me out a little.  I know that Katie Holmes is taller than her wee little husband, Tom, but she looks ginormous here.  And he looks like a small child.  Is she taking him to his first day of kindergarten?  I mean, all he needs is a backpack.  And is that a dress she's wearing?  Because, I think it may be a pillowcase.  I guess Tom's got one thing going for him.  He's not Elijah Wood:

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I'm not a fan of Tom Cruise, but gimme some Les Grossman anytime

If you didn't see this on Sunday night or any clips since then, well, you're lame.  As Les Grossman once said, "Now I want you to take a step back... and literally f--k your own face!"  But, seriously, who knew Tom Cruise could dance??  Apparently Jennifer Lopez did.  Those Scientologists really can surprise us, can't they?