Rihanna Loses it for Esquire

And by it, I mean her hygiene. Some may consider these pics sexy and daring (yeah, the girl has a killer body) but to me it looks like she may have dirt in places where there shouldn't be dirt. A full body exfoliation is sometimes quite nice, but not if you've been buried alive and then fought your way out of the muck, and in the process lost some clothing. Poor thing. I hope she wasn't too traumatized by the experience.

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This is Not a Good Look

No, that's not Slash debuting a new look.  It's none other than Princess RiRi out and about in Hollywood.  Yeah, she went out intentionally looking like that.  For once, she looks somewhat decent in the clothing department, but she had to ruin things by going balls out with the hair style.  Seriously, does anyone have an elastic band to lend her?  She can't even see, which is probably how that hideous color got on her fingernails.  Sigh.  She's another Katy Perry for me.  Such a pretty girl and she ruins it by being so awful with her fashion sense.  I mean, she actually makes Sideshow Bob look normal.   

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This. Is. Pathetic.

So, when I was eight, I perfected the moonwalk.  I mean, utter perfection.  My obsession with Michael Jackson was a bit ridiculous, I'll admit, but that obsession gave me something that, to this day, is still nearly perfect: my moonwalk. 

I can't say the same for Rihanna.  Here she is attempting to moonwalk at one of her recent concerts and, wow, it's disastrous.  Honestly, if you're going to perform on stage in front of thousands, don't you think you'd practice?  No one should have been subjected to this horror.  Or that outfit.  

So, this happened

Honestly, sometimes I just don't get what people put on their bodies. Especially celebrities. I'm certain that Rihanna is competing with Lady GaGa for craziest performance outfit. She kind of looks like a dirty elf. I mean, the girl's got curves. But, I'm not sure this accentuates her best assets (I think if she worked it even a little bit she might show more crotch than is absolutely necessary). And it looks like she's trying to ram the microphone down her throat. She's a dirty angry elf.

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Well, this is something

In her first public appearance since all that bad stuff went down with her ex-boyfriend, Chris Brown, Rihanna apparently decided this would be the perfect outfit to show everyone that she's okay.



But, nothing screams elegance like Madge. I mean, how you can you not take her seriously in this getup? Maybe she should wear this to her next court appearance in Malawi.



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