Keep Drinking, Linds...

How many of those RockStar drinks do you think Lindsay will need to consume before she actually becomes one?  Or, kills herself?

(Image via I'm Not Obsessed)

Lindsanity says she'll kill herself if she goes to jail

Do you think she's telling the truth?  I don't.  I have a feeling that she'll turn herself, serve a few weeks of her 90 day sentence, flail about in her cell, cause lots of drama, feign suicide, and maybe go on a hunger strike.  But, I really don't think she'll go through with actually killing herself.  I mean, there's no paparazzi there to photograph her.  According to a source: �She�s mentally unstable (right now) and getting worse. She ran around breaking mirrors, cutting herself and rambling like a lunatic. She tore her house apart before she finally just broke down."

I guess on the bright side, she should consider this a great opportunity to meet a new love?  Or, maybe she can leave prison and then do a movie about it.  They could call it: Behind the bars - Lindsay Lohan Knows Who Killed Her.

I know who killed my career

My most favorite crazy celebrity was up to her usual antics this past weekend in Cannes. Yes, Lindsay Lohan was at the Cannes Film Festival. I'm not exactly sure what she was up to, other than partying of course, but at least someone was able to snap this little gem of her. Apparently she's on a yacht, so maybe she was feeling a bit sea sick and decided to hunker down to wait out the swells.  I doubt it.  I'm fairly certain it was just the booze making her feel sea sick, considering that the yacht never left the dock.  I'm more apt to believe that she thought the extra large poll behind her was a stripper pole, and that she was showing off some of her moves from I Know Who Killed Me.  I have to give her credit, though.  She's wearing panties, which is very responsible of her. 

[Image via WENN]

If Dr. Drew were Lindsanity's papa

My favorite train wreck is in the "news" again, and this time it's because Dr. Drew is talking about what he would do if he were Lindsay's father:

"If she were my daughter, I would pack her car full with illegal substances, send her on her way, call the police, and make sure she was arrested. I would make sure she was not allowed to get out of jail. I would then go to the judge and make sure she was ordered to a minimum of a three year sobriety program."

Ouch.  Do you think it would work?  I'm not sure.  I have a feeling that Lindsay would end up in the kind of jail Lady GaGa gets locked up in at the beginning of her Telephone video.  

My favorite train wreck is at it again

LaLohan just keeps getting crazier and crazier.  The newest item on her to do list?  Suing E-Trade for their latest "milkaholic" commercial.  In it, one baby refers to another baby as a milkaholic, who's name happens to be Lindsay.  She's really paranoid, huh?  According to LaCrazy's lawyer:

"Many celebrities are known by one name only, and E-Trade is using that knowledge to profit. They used the name Lindsay. They're using her name as a parody of her life. Why didn't they use the name Susan? This is a subliminal message. Everybody's talking about it and saying it's Lindsay Lohan."

The most ridiculous part?  She's suing them for 100 million!  Good grief, it's not like she's Beyonce or Madonna or Jesus. 

This leads me to believe that we might be hearing a similar case from Cameron Diaz regarding the Orbitz commercial below.  From what I've heard, Cam was dubbed THE lint licker years ago. 

 

Giddyup

Ok, I know I already posted a lovely pic of my dear friend Lindsay, but then I stumbled on this:


Cowboy boots? On a yacht? In 80 degree weather? Does she think that seahorses really exist??

[Image via Flynetonline.com]

It's - cough - Lindsay

So nice to see crazy La Lohan sporting another awesome expression for the New Year. I think this was her reaction when she found out that The Hangover (she was originally offered the role - and turned it down - that went to Heather Graham) is the highest-grossing R-rated comedy ever in the United States.

My favorite trainwreck

I mean, c'mon. Who takes a more beautiful picture than the lovely Lindsay Lohan?? No one!!!!!!!!

[Image via Flynet]

Cripes!!!!

This is definitely the scariest Halloween costume I've seen so far this month.

[Image via Splash News]

Side boob: sexy? or not?

[Image via Splash News]

Side boob is really not that attractive if you've got larger, somewhat saggy boobs. End of story. Lindsanity may not be able to afford a bra these days, but c'mon. Use an ace bandage or something.

Lindsay passes on The Hangover; the world is, yet again, thankful for her stupidity.

This is probably the best thing I heard all weekend. And, it's still making me laugh. Apparently, Lindsay Lohan was offered the stripper role in The Hangover and she turned it down because, and I quote, "she didn't like the script." In case you live under a rock, the movie is cleaning up at the box office, and has become the second highest earning R rated comedy EVER (behind Beverly Hills Cop).

She didn't like the script. I'm still shaking my head at that one. The fact that she starred in I Know Who Killed Me, which was by far one of the worst movies EVER produced, should probably tell us a little bit about what kind of scripts Linds likes. So, funny stripper movie: no. Ridiculous separated at birth stripper movie with crazed serial killer music teacher: definitely.

She didn't like the script. That's like Britney saying no to Cheetos because she doesn't like the color orange.

[Image via The Insider]

It's Lindsay...

I'm pretty sure that if your life's ambition is selling spray tan, well, then you should know how to apply it properly. The way the orange stops at her ankles really does compliment her eyes. I guess no one is really surprised by her inability to do at least one thing right... given that she's getting sued for said spray tan.

[Image via WENN]

Crazy lesbian is acting odd

Um, really? THIS is news? That Lindsay Lohan is "causing concern" because of her erratic behavior at a party. AT A PARTY. Apparently, she was drinking virgin shirley temples and playing on a stripper pole. Wait. Wait. This is cause for concern? Not the fact that she's dropped like 20 pounds in a month, ripped some of her hair out during a fight with her girlfriend, or ex girlfriend, whatever, or the fact that she's completely unstable? Some people's friends are weird.

[Image via Splash News]