I am bothered

My boyfriend, Alexander Skarsgard, is obviously cheating on me with some skinny scrawny ho with no boobs.  Not at all impressed.  All I have to say is he better not give her a whore belly or I'm walking.

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No gifts, please

This dress is horrid. Wretched. Hideous. The color is all wrong, the style is ridiculous, and the best part is that Kate appears to agree with all these statements. She looks miserable. Maybe it's because she has a terrible stylist or maybe it's because her rumored boyfriend, Alexander Skarsgard, refused to untie the bow. Or, or it could be that she realized that her only chance to eat something all day was right before she stepped out of the limo.

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