Hold onto your fake boobies! Bret Michaels' tour bus was hit by an out of control car (no doubt Daisy from Rock of Love 2 was behind the wheel), but the Poison hunk and his fellow passengers walked away with only minor injuries*. Don't worry ROL fans, this accident will not hinder pre-production of ROL 3: Surprise! I'm Gay. *Injuries include: a few of his hair extensions suffered mild exhaustion from the trauma of his bandana almost falling off his head; the sock that is usually lodged in his crotch was knocked loose and nearly escaped to freedom, but alas, was put firmly back into place; the bus driver suffered a mild concussion when a hot tub full of KY jelly and Boone's Farm Tickle Pink pinned him against the steering wheel.
[Image via Houston Press]
