But Cameron Diaz knows that his sprawling three-acre Hollywood mansion would definitely suit her Princess Fiona down to the ground.
The actress has just splashed out on this $10million home deep in the heart of Beverly Hills.
Cosy: With it's wooden beams, gold-plated framed paintings and big comfortable sofas, the living room has an English country home feel to it
Quite time: The reading corner is the perfect place for some relaxation
The living room, with its wooden beams, gold-plated framed paintings and big comfortable sofas, give off a cosy, cottage feel to the place.
And by coincidence, it doesn't look too unsimilar to the English cottage in The Holiday, the 2006 film Cameron stars in alongside Jude Law, Kate Winslet and Jack Black.
Open plan: The living room, seen here from a different angle, looks out over the swimming pool and back garden
Come dine with me: The spacious dining area, lit by chandelier and surrounded by bookshelves, looks out over the living room
New owner: Cameron Diaz, seen here at the Knight and Day premiere in Brazil last week, probably can't wait to settle into her home
And the reading corner with a view over the private, gated community is a perfect place for Miss Diaz to sit and relax with a lovely cup of tea.
The 5,000 sq ft single storey house comes with an open plan living room that has two seating areas and also includes a dining room.
It has six-and-a-half bathrooms - the half possibly being just a toilet - a detached three bedroom guesthouse, a tennis court and swimming pool with hot tub.
The mansion used to belong to actress Candice Bergen, 64, best known for her role as Carrie Bradshaw's boss at Vogue in Sex and the City, and the female villain in Miss Congeniality.
And Diaz will be surrounded by friends and famous faces when she moves into her bachelorette pad.
Her neighbours included Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban, Jessica Simpson and Madonna's manager Guy Oseary.
Newlyweds Penelope Cruz and Javier Barden also live a stone's throw away after they forked out over $3million for a home in the community.
But Cameron, who is believed to be dating baseball star Alex Rodriguez, may not be making it a permanent move as she also owns a $1.35million home not to far away behind the Chateau Marmont Hotel.
Hidden: For a Hollywood A-lister like Cameron, this secluded home is ideal for privacy
Lazy summer evenings: The gazebo at the end of the garden, which comes with lights and comfy chairs, is the perfect place to relax
Cameron is currently starring in Knight and Day alongside Tom Cruise and the co-stars have been to Brazil and Mexico so far for the movie's premieres.
Fancy a dip? The swimming pool and hot tub is surrounded by luscious foliage and is perfect for secluded and private summer evening swims
Anyone for doubles? Cameron can practice her ball skills on the tennis court
