Hi, I'm Sharon! Greetings! I'm so happy that you stopped by! I've decided to break out my old leather pants, which, ahem, I wore when I was 11! Take that, Janice Dickinson! Also, I ran into Julia Louis Dreyfus last night and she was gushing about how I should try and bring back the hair boof her character Elaine wore on Seinfeld and I agreed with her that if anyone could do it, it's this girl! The other thing I agreed to bring back? The puffy shirt. Yup, I want to be a pirate! And I think I'm totally pulling it off. Wait, hey, Richard! Hey, Richard Gere!!! Over here!!!! Ugh, he's such a snob. Oh my God, there's Madonna! MADONNA!!!!!!! Wow, maybe I need to walk over there a little more because I don't think anyone can hear me. Wait, I can't remember why I'm here. What event is this?? Shit, where's my purse? Excuse me, sir? What event is this?? What? Turn around/? What? Ohhhhh, *snickers* he must want to see how hot my ass looks in these pants. Okay, yeah, I'll turn around....oops, what's that on the ground?
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