So, this is REALLY happening

Titanic 2 is real.  And it's totally awesome.

This is not the paradise that David Lee Roth sang about. Oh, wait...

Would you have guessed that this pic was of a book launch?  No?  Yeah, me either.  It looks like a pic of some trallop showcasing her very fake boobies while also showcasing the fact that she can attract gay men.  I mean, those boobies are RIDICULOUS.  And her swimsuit slogan / book name is all wrong.  Paradise?  No, that's more like a villa in Italy on a vineyard with a lake view and all you can eat olive oil, bread, and cheese.  Katie Price is far from paradise.  A few things spring to mind: STD Vessel, Tranny Mess, and possibly Tits MaGee.  But, certainly not Paradise. 

Do you notice how both of those guys are avoiding looking at the camera?  They're obviously embarassed.  Do you think they'll put this on their resume / in their portfolio?  And if so, how do you think they'll phrase it?  Book launch babe?  I'm sure some people would read that and laugh, because, we all know models don't read.  What do you think they're looking at?  Maybe someone has a platter of hot dogs?  Or, maybe they just got sight of Katie Price's crossdressing boyfriend?  I think it's safe to say that this book will NOT be the most sizzling novel of the summer.  That is, of course, unless you use it to start your campfire.

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Alex can give me a Hickey anytime he'd like

My favorite vampire, Alexander Skarsgard, is the new face for men's clothing line Hickey Freeman.  The fall ads will hit magazines in September and will showcase Mr. Skarsgard in the designer's signature suits.  I have to admit, I prefer Alex without the clothes, which you can see for yourself Sunday nights at 9PM on HBO's original series True Blood.   

The Pie Maker lands a vamp role

Lee Pace, who starred as Ned in one of my all time favorite TV series ever, Pushing Daisies, has been laying fairly low since the series was canceled, much to my dismay. However, I just received the best news ever!  Rumor has it that he's very close to snagging a role in the fourth Twilight movie.  It most likely won't be a very big role, but hey, at least I'll be able to see his adorableness on screen again.  However, that means I have to now watch the first three Twilight movies in preparation of the fourth.  God, that stinks.

Lather, rinse, repeat.

Now, I know it's not necessary to wash your hair every day.  Sometimes it's best to let the natural oils in your hair do their thing, and they do their thing best when you haven't washed your hair for a day or two.  However, it appears that Britney may have taken this a bit too far.  It appears that she hasn't washed her hair in, oh, probably three weeks.  Everyone gets bed head, but seriously Brit, what in the world are you thinking going out in public like that?  Is she preparing for another nervous breakdown?  Is she sleep walking?  Has she already suffered another breakdown and is maybe searching for her alien friends?

I found some great Brit quotes that I must share with you: 

I don't like defining myself. I just am.


I go out with friends, but I don't have time to get in trouble.

I wish my hair was thicker, and I wish my feet were prettier. My toes are really ugly. I wish my ears were smaller. And my nose could be smaller too.

The cool thing about being famous is traveling. I have always wanted to travel across seas, like to Canada and stuff.

I always listen to 'NSYNC's Tearin' Up My Heart. It reminds me to wear a bra.

I like to poo.

I always call my cousin because we're so close. We're almost like sisters, and we're also close because our moms are sisters

I think I'm more grounded, you know, and I know what I want out of life and I'm, you know, my morals are really, you know, strong and I have major beliefs about certain things and I think that has helped me, you know, from being, you know, coming from a really small town.   

Celebrities and all their money

My boyfriend and I just returned from vacation, where we spent seven very hot and humid and relaxing days in the U.S. Virgin Islands on St. John.  This was our rental:

It was very eccentric and super affordable, and we loved it.  It was like living in a tree house.

Lady GaGa has just started renting a place in Bel Air, mostly due to the fact that she's touring through April and doesn't have time to actually buy something.  This is her rental:

Honestly, I can't for the life of me think why it is that I'm not famous.  I mean, seriously.  

Reality TV needs to stop. Please.

Ok, so, I admit to having watched some reality TV.  I mean, Rock of Love was a brilliant piece of work.  BRILLiant.  And, yes, I totally watched Rock Star INXS and then Rock Star Supernova.  I may also have caught an episode or two of Intervention (that show is addictive!).  And, yes, I love Dogtown and Biggest Loser.  But, seriously, can anyone get their own reality series these days?  Do we really need more of these reality stars running amock in society?  Does NFL player Chad Ochocinco really needs his own show??  And, no joke, it appears that AC Slater is going to get his own show. AC frickin Slater.  No, E! isn't funding this one, although it sounds like they should.  The show is going to showcase Mario Lopez and his knocked up baby mama as they prepare for the arrival of their first child.  Doesn't that sound like a great idea?  I mean, they'll surely fall deeper in love, get married, and remain together for the rest of their lives by doing this show.  Definitely. 

Lindsanity says she'll kill herself if she goes to jail

Do you think she's telling the truth?  I don't.  I have a feeling that she'll turn herself, serve a few weeks of her 90 day sentence, flail about in her cell, cause lots of drama, feign suicide, and maybe go on a hunger strike.  But, I really don't think she'll go through with actually killing herself.  I mean, there's no paparazzi there to photograph her.  According to a source: �She�s mentally unstable (right now) and getting worse. She ran around breaking mirrors, cutting herself and rambling like a lunatic. She tore her house apart before she finally just broke down."

I guess on the bright side, she should consider this a great opportunity to meet a new love?  Or, maybe she can leave prison and then do a movie about it.  They could call it: Behind the bars - Lindsay Lohan Knows Who Killed Her.

When headbanging goes wrong

You know the woman in this video means business when she takes the clip out of her hair.  Maybe she should've laid off the Boone's Farm before attempting the Sandman.  It's very nice of those kind young lads in the band to help the woman, though.

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