Blood red sky

Uh, this really happened. Sydney, Australia residents woke up to this morning to this sky:



Bureau of Meteorology senior forecaster Jane Golding says that the color comes from an exorbitant amount of dust that has collected in the area, saying:

"The reason for the dust is we had some really strong winds in the inland areas of NSW and in South Australia for a sustained period yesterday. That's lifted a whole lot of dust off the ground because it's quite dry out there, many of those areas are still drought affected�I've not seen anything like this before."

She also pointed out that the reddish haze is expected to fade as the sun gets higher in the sky, changing from "a crimson red to orange by about 7am." A severe weather warning has gone out across the city, as the dust has made visibility terrible, and the winds carrying this reddish dust are as high as 60km/h and expected to get even worse.

Uh, that's just crazy.

New couple alert!

Personally, I find this coupling a very odd one, but hey, I'm not a celebrity living in Hollywood getting hopped up and making bad decisions.

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Jealous...

Of this cleavage. So. Jealous. Well done, Blake Lively. Well done.

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Dammit!!

I'm so annoyed!! Lady GaGa is wearing exactly what I just bought to wear to a client meeting in a few weeks. Bollocks!

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And it gets even weirder...

Honestly, what in the hell is going on on the set of the new Sex in the City movie? First SJP, now "Hi, I'm Samantha...I have sex with everybody." Uh, honey, I don't think you're going to be getting any sex lookin like that...

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Barbie Kim?

So, apparently all the hoopla around Kim Kardashian going blonde wasn't because she wanted a new "single hairdo" (btw, she's not single anymore). The change was simply because she wanted to portray Barbie in an Australian magazine, Kurv, and she thought that they'd be quicker to hire her if she was already blonde. Well, there you have it. She didn't do it to get more ass, she did it to portray a plastic doll with a round booty and humungous teetahs. Wait a second....

UPDATE: Kim K is back to black.

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Excuse me, Lady G, but you've got something in your eyelashes...

These eyelashes seem a bit much, no?? I mean, it looks like she can barely keep her eyes open, so how much does that flair weigh??

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Some people are taking the vampire thing too far

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I've heard that Ashlee Simpson really wants a part in the Twilight movies, but her desperation is really a bit too much, don't you think? I mean, to want a part in the movies is one thing, but to start physically altering your appearance to look like a vampire just oooooooozes stalker.

Nice lipstick, too. Do you think that's actually lipstick? Because, the way it's been applied makes me wonder if she found some poor soul to offer her their blood to apply to her lips.

Momma, can I please have the new Miley Cyrus doll??

Yes, yes. This is an actual image of a new "pole dancing" doll. Pole. Dancing. DOLL. For children. You knew it would happen sooner or later, especially given Miley Cyrus' recent performace on the Teen Choice Awards. Her excuse? It's a good workout. Her dad's excuse? Miley just likes to entertain people. Mmmm hmmm.

Side boob: sexy? or not?

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Side boob is really not that attractive if you've got larger, somewhat saggy boobs. End of story. Lindsanity may not be able to afford a bra these days, but c'mon. Use an ace bandage or something.

Girls just wanna have fun

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Seeing this recent photo of Sarah Jessica Parker on the set of the Sex and the City II movie made me want to tease my hair, put on a few layers of neon work out gear, and dance! She totally looks like she's channeling Janey, the girl she played in the 80s hit, Girls Just Wanna Have Fun. I mean, right?