Hey there, Scary Spice... Um, I think you forgot something.

This picture just makes me laugh and laugh. I always talk about how funny it would be to leave the house without any pants on, but I never thought someone would actually do it. Not only did Scary Spice forget to continue dressing, but doesn't she look incredibly uncomfortable? Like, shit, I know I forgot my pants, but maybe if I hunch down just a bit, my shirt will look like a dress...

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What in the name of Sam Hill?

So, Beyonce has apparently upgraded (let me let me upgraaaaaaaaaade ya) her wardrobe from simple leotard to, well, this getup. Interesting. I can't quite decide from this picture whether she:

1. has to pee
2. has a headache
3. is using her hair to take the attention off Kanye's stripper girlfriend that's standing behind her
4. maybe forgot the lyrics to her song

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No photoshoping necessary

Nicole Kidman really screams affectionate, warm, and loving. I'm pretty certain she's trying to be sexy here, but, well, she fails miserably. Almost as miserably as her acting career (*cough* Australia).

My favorite part of this cover isn't her rigid botox forehead, but the caption that reads: Nicole Kidman Still Won't Play by the Rules. See, the word "still" here implies that she never has, but, well, I beg to differ. I'm almost positive that she let an elfish man control her life for a decade, which, correct me if I'm wrong, IS playing by someone's rules other than her own (case in point, I read an article somewhat recently where she describes how she lived under "someone" else's rule for far too long).

So, this cover is false advertising. First, they're trying to get you to think she's sexy and second, they're trying to get you to think she's a rebel. She ain't no Anne Heche.

Why?

I'm a bit perplexed by this picture. First of all, she's walking barefoot down the sidewalk. I'm almost certain that someone has peed on that bit of sidewalk very recently (cause everyone does that). The other thing I want to know is why are her legs wet? Is she actually peeing? Regardless, her teeth look nice.

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