Well Done Sir Charlie Sheen

Man, this guy is classy.  I mean, class all the way.  He handles delicate situations with grace and humor.  Charlie should be a motivational speaker or life coach for sure.  Let's take a look at some of his recent tidbits of wisdom, shall we?

Sheen said if his show (Two and a Half Men) was canceled, he would "go make movies with superstars instead of working with idiots."  - Let's discuss this for a moment.  I think Charlie is a little confused.  Sure, he's been in a couple of decent films, but I think it's safe to say his little stint on Two and a Half Men is his most successful work.  Now, I absolutely detest this show and am always horrified that a.)  people watch it and b.) that other guy always gets nominated and wins frigging awards for comedic acting.  It actually astounds me.  Not as much as the reality that Charlie has managed to keep this job for as long as he has because, let's face it, we've all been expecting him to pull some crazy stunt and get fired.  The guy is a loose cannon.

"I gracefully ignored this folly for 177 shows," Sheen wrote to TMZ. "I fire back once and this contaminated little maggot can't handle my power and can't handle the truth." - Power???  Um, really?  The only power he has is with regards to how much cocaine he can sniff through that shnoz of his, and as we've all come to see, he can sniff pretty hard. 

On his cocaine and stripper addiction he said, "I healed really quickly, but I also unravel really quickly, so get me right now guys," Sheen said. "Get me right now." - Does Charlie think that everyone is more stupid than he is?  No one heals really quickly from addiction.  NO ONE.  Especially stripper addiction.  

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Joel McHale Looks Sassy on the Cover of Emmy Mag

I've always been a fan of Joel McHale, but I became a VERY big fan of Joel McHale's when he took almost all his clothes off on Community.  And if you don't watch Community, you're missing out on some seriously funny shit.  The paintball episode is by far my favorite.  Anyway, I'd much rather check out Emmy magazine right now instead of, oh, Rolling Stone, who has that annoying squirrel Bieber on the cover squaking about sex, politics, and abortion.  Ick.  It's going to be a sad day for tweens everywhere when the Biebs goes through puberty and loses that voice of his.  I can't wait.   

Get to Know James Morrison - Now!

This song is just soooo lovely.

Monica Denise Arnold is Back, Bitches!

Remember Monica??  If you grew up in the 90s, then yes, you remember Monica.  Who can forget The Boy is Mine?  Not me.  Well, she was at the Grammys last night and wow, her chin looks as sharp as the shoulder pads on that dress! 

[Image via Us Weekly]

Lady G's Freak Flag Got Bigger

Ok, so horns on her face?  Sure, yes, somewhat normal.  But, horns on her shoulders (yes, those are horns and not nipples, although I might believe it more if she had nipples on there instead)?  I just don't know about that one.  What monster has horns on its shoulders?  None that I could find.  Looks like Lady G has gone and created her own little monster.

Holy Moly!

I'm not sure what is really going on here, but this is pretty horrific.  Serene Branson, a reporter from CBS News Los Angeles, became a viral star last night after she attempted to discuss what happened at the Grammys.  There's a lot of speculation swirling around about what actually happened to her, but CBS News refused to comment and The Telegraph is reporting that Serene was taken to the hospital since she may have had a stroke during her live segment.  What do you think?  Stroke?  Or maybe the silicon from her fake boobies started to leak into her blood stream?  It's really anyone's guess right now... 

Weird Al?

Nope, not Weird Al. This is a pic of Russell Brand on the set of his new film, Arthur.  Without the facial hair, he is an uncanny double of the Weird singer.

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Stars Without Make-Up Can Look, Well, Ugly

Wow, this is something.  I always like seeing stars without make-up because it makes me feel better about my own face, but when I see something like this, I actually squeal with delight.  Not only does Kelly Ripa look plain jain and homely, she also looks like maybe last night's fat injection to her lips isn't taking so well.  She looks like Janice Dickinson and that is not someone you want to emulate.  But, enough about her face.  Look at those little teeny legs of hers.  Good grief, woman, eat a sweet muffin with extra sweet!  Her frickin spandex pants are baggy.  Baggy!!!  That's ridiculous.

[Image via INF Daily]   

Rihanna's S&M Video

To be honest, when I first started watching this, I thought I was watching a spoof of her new video (especially since Perez Hilton is in it).  But, then I realized that no, this is actually her new video for her song "S&M" and well, I hate it.  It's no secret that Rihanna has claimed she's super freaky when it comes to sex and may even possibly be a sex addict, but this concept of S&M is sooooo boring.  Xtina already tried to do this recently and it did not go well.  S&M isn't thrilling anymore thanks to so many celebrities and music artists overplaying it.  It's a shame because the song itself has some potential and yeah, I'll most likely add it to my workout list and totally get after it, but the video itself is not good.

New Guy on the Block

I don't really know who Matt Bomer is, but does it really matter???

Whooo is Adorable?

I've been doing a lot of wedding prep since I got engaged on Christmas Day and Etsy is proving to be absolutely awesome for decorating ideas.  My fiance and I are getting married in Maine and since the venue is rustic, I want my decorations to compliment the venue and its surroundings.  I stumbled on this little wool felted owl and just love it.  How cute would this be for a friend expecting a child??  And it's the perfect price at $30. 

Anne Hathaway is a Lucky Girl

And, I hate her a little.  Ok, a lot. 

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Leggings for All Ages

I've seen a lot of leggings since Christmas, which means one of two things: with Linds going into rehab, her line of leggings was deeply discounted (most likely just given away to anyone who would take a pair), or Santa had a few fabulous elves that were sick and tired of making baseball bats and barbies (I don't blame them).  I saw a woman yesterday who was probably in her 50s wearing jeggings.  It was mildly mortifying, but what was even more mortifying was the oversized Bill Cosby sweater she was sporting.  Needless to say, she did not pull off the leggings.  So, there's definitely an age limit, yeah?  A normal woman (not a celebrity) in her 30s - can she pull off leggings?  I mean, if Russell Brand can pull off leggings, I would think a 35 year old woman could pull them off.  Maybe.  Granted, not any woman with any figure can wear leggings.  I'm not trying to be at all mean, but larger women should never wear leggings.  Ever.  It's not always pretty and camel toe is never pretty.

So, can a 30 something woman pull off leggings?  Or will she look like a 20 something on her way to Starbucks for her third skinny mocha latte of the day while texting on her pink Blackberry about how Chrissy is such a slut for flirting with Tommy at the party?

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