Will work for food

Is it just me or does Jude Law look like he's having a difficult time? I mean, he looks like a 60 year old bum begging for change. I guess this is what eight kids and a girlfriend who's ten years younger than you will do to you.

So not a good look

What in the hell was she thinking? This is a whole lot of mess. Shoulder pads AND peg legs? My head just exploded. Cute shoes, though.

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No nursing home for me, thanks

When I get too old, I may just consider a CareBot. Although, I'd rather not have the one with what looks like one creepy eye. And maybe by the time I get too old to take care of myself properly they'll have figured out a way to make these CareBots look more like Robert Pattinson or Alexander Skarsgard. A girl can dream...

The sexiest man alive is.....

My good friend (and occasional lover), Johnny Depp! Robert Pattinson who?



To quote the legendary Wayne and Garth: "shwiiiiiiiiing!"

Seriously, what?

Who in the hell eats, no, shares a caramel apple at an NBA game? A caramel apple? Really? What's next? Caviar at a rugby game? Maybe some fried butter at a swim meet?

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You know what made me feel good this afternoon?

This picture.




No make-up. No fabulous hair. Honestly, there's not a whole lot of pretty going on here, and it made me feel good. Sorry, Katie. You're just kinda normal. Well, sort of. Aside from whole married to Tom Cruise and having an alien baby.


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Hey there, Scary Spice... Um, I think you forgot something.

This picture just makes me laugh and laugh. I always talk about how funny it would be to leave the house without any pants on, but I never thought someone would actually do it. Not only did Scary Spice forget to continue dressing, but doesn't she look incredibly uncomfortable? Like, shit, I know I forgot my pants, but maybe if I hunch down just a bit, my shirt will look like a dress...

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What in the name of Sam Hill?

So, Beyonce has apparently upgraded (let me let me upgraaaaaaaaaade ya) her wardrobe from simple leotard to, well, this getup. Interesting. I can't quite decide from this picture whether she:

1. has to pee
2. has a headache
3. is using her hair to take the attention off Kanye's stripper girlfriend that's standing behind her
4. maybe forgot the lyrics to her song

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No photoshoping necessary

Nicole Kidman really screams affectionate, warm, and loving. I'm pretty certain she's trying to be sexy here, but, well, she fails miserably. Almost as miserably as her acting career (*cough* Australia).

My favorite part of this cover isn't her rigid botox forehead, but the caption that reads: Nicole Kidman Still Won't Play by the Rules. See, the word "still" here implies that she never has, but, well, I beg to differ. I'm almost positive that she let an elfish man control her life for a decade, which, correct me if I'm wrong, IS playing by someone's rules other than her own (case in point, I read an article somewhat recently where she describes how she lived under "someone" else's rule for far too long).

So, this cover is false advertising. First, they're trying to get you to think she's sexy and second, they're trying to get you to think she's a rebel. She ain't no Anne Heche.

Why?

I'm a bit perplexed by this picture. First of all, she's walking barefoot down the sidewalk. I'm almost certain that someone has peed on that bit of sidewalk very recently (cause everyone does that). The other thing I want to know is why are her legs wet? Is she actually peeing? Regardless, her teeth look nice.

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